The Prince’s Tale
I think that when you send celebrities fan mail, you should send them the worst picture that was ever taken of them to be signed.
Oh my God guys… wait.
when you try to tell someone a joke but you punch up the fuckline
MY MOM FED ME COOKIES WITH MILK IM GONNA SHIT UP A FUCKING STORM WHY CANT SHE DO ANYTHING RIGHT
OH MY GOD
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER
GIVING YOU COOKIES AND MILK
IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT YOU PIECE OF TRASH I LITERALLY MEANT IM GOING TO SHIT UP A FUCKING STORM